He looks so strange without the mustache.
You mean damn fine.
sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.
life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch
things that will always sound sarcastic
- good for you
- thanks a lot
- yeah right
- nice to know
- way to go
- ok buddy
Not if you say ‘man’ at the end
ok buddy man
I might not have thought that last one through
Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”