tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

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drunkblogging:

I FOUND IT YES 

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kawaiigod:

sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

(Source: zootedboy, via shley-h)

milotlc:

It’s my time to shine
heyfishie:

Oh my god

opposite-directions:

life is so hard when you have twenty tv shows to watch

(via leftnipple)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via vodkabutt)

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

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