what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
i have an unknown need to reblog this
This is going to be my most tumblr famous post.
I can feel it my lions.
I mean my loins.
The worst part is you told me to not give up
I told you I wouldn’t, but by the way I’m being treated it sure as hell seems like my only option to.
when attractive people have low standards